What a woman says and what she really means!

Dear Carolyn,

My girlfriend is obviously mad at me. Every time I ask her what’s wrong, she’s says, “nothing.” Why can’t a woman just say what she means? When she say’s “nothing,” I say, “fine.”

Bruce

Dear Bruce,

How’s that working out for ya? You can tell how mad a woman is by how fast she answers “nothing,” to the annoying question, “what’s the matter?” I can’t fix this for you Brucie Baby. I suggest you figure out how you are annoying her and then– stop doing it.

I’m just say’n,

Carolyn