There are only 3 days left until Valentine’s Day! Here’s my “honey do not” list.
Do NOT buy the wrong size lingerie. If in doubt, leave it out.
Do NOT sign the card with “love,” unless you love her.
Do NOT buy any appliances, tools or weight loss products.
Do NOT forget to make reservations.
Do NOT steal flowers from a cemetery.
Do NOT believe her when she says she’s okay with not celebrating Valentine’s Day.
Do NOT be insincere.
I could go on and on but I think you know what I’m just say’n.