Tag: alien invasion

Business

For want of quiet sleep

“I’m not the only weird thing on the road. Keep your tinfoil hats close and beware the aliens in flatbeds.”

April 19, 2013

Business

The Mother Ship has landed

“I don’t know if any of you noticed, but Earth was recently invaded openly by aliens in the form of giant meteorites… If you’re looking for me, I’ll be over here under the catwalk in the fetal position.”

February 27, 2013