Tag: new and improved

Business

New and improved to death

Updates from Ohio: “I’m not making a statement about the death penalty here — I’m just saying we probably should have left well enough alone and kept the method of termination the same as its been for many years.”

January 22, 2014

Business

The ‘new-and-improved’ laptop blues

“I want the exact same computer I had before, with the exact same hardware, only new and not bashed up from 30K miles in an 18 wheeler. Try explaining this simple concept to one of The Borg who man the counters at Best Buy.”

April 24, 2013