Tag: beef-jerky

Business
Pardon me, my accent is getting in the way again
Or: “The Curious Case of the Turd-Filled Hot Dog,” in which Wendy’s over-it-hillbilly accent betrays her late-night in the Speedway and hungry. “Sometimes, communication is hard.”
February 7, 2018
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Business
‘The Monkey’s Paw’ for a thousand, Alex
“I found it under my seat. The seat that would be cursed forever with hateful monkey paw germs and juju. I came out of the truck like a rocket when I saw it. I almost touched it. It was horrible.”…
April 7, 2017
He fed it to the dog. I may or may not have fainted.
Business
Cleansing the gene pool
WARNING: EXCESSIVE USE OF HAIRPINS MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. DO NOT INSERT INTO BODILY ORIFICES, MASTER LOCKS, OR, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ELECTRICAL OUTLETS.
June 9, 2013
Warning
Business
In the pioneering spirit out West
Yes, even Pioneer women were catty.
May 31, 2013
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