What not to do on Valentine’s Day!

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ValentineDear Carolyn,

You have no idea how much Valentine’s Day stresses out a guy. My girlfriend always tells me not to do anything special but when I actually do what she says, she seems disappointed.

Last year she said no flowers, no candy and no jewelry.  But, I didn’t think to get her a card and she was devastated.  What should I do this year? Cards, flowers, candy or jewelry?


Dear Rich,

Yes, yes, yes and YES! You have two choices here and one of them is to become single.

I’m just say’n,