Friends don’t let friends kiss rattlesnakes

"Next time you ramble on down to Florida, don't be surprised a 'bit' if there are signs at all the rest areas discouraging you from trying to be intimate with a rattlesnake."

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Sleep at home is overrated

Missing the lullaby of an idling truck... "If you have insomnia, I highly recommend it, though I doubt an insurance company will pay for a Freightliner as sleep therapy."

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Re-use, re-purpose, ridicule, repeat

George is skeptical of Wendy's recent recyling effort: repurposing a no-good cat collar as a bracelet: "Sometimes, being kind to the planet is hard."

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