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Business
The Dipwad 500
Wendy on the most popular race going: âLadies and gentlemen, you heard it here. Truck stop racing is based on the premise that no one else around matters much, and safety is for the birds.â
March 2, 2016
Business
Doughnut wars 2020
Wendy offers a vision for the future of trucking: âA âone doughnut a weekâ mandate, in which all CDL holders will be issued âgood boyâ credits they can trade for snacks that arenât offered on the gubmint-approved driver menus.â
February 1, 2016
Business
Doing the ELD dance
âThere are rumors of a last-minute amendment in the rule that says if you can prove you have six toes on your right foot, you donât have to run a log book at all.â .. More on the ELD mandate and its exceptions.
December 11, 2015
Business
Ode to the highway bill
Rhyming couplets for the road: âHere I sit, all pieced and sideways / Came to fix the broken highways / Ended up a pork-filled deed / To satisfy the gubmint greed âŚâ
November 13, 2015
Business
Space truckinâ, gubmint-style
"The 1,500-light-year trip will be a Herculean effort, especially since all astronauts will be required to take a 30 minute break after eight hours of spaceship piloting."
October 16, 2015
Channel 19
Navigating âamateur dayâ with the four-wheelers
âAmateur Night,â by driver Bill Patterson: âI dread Saturday nights. You never know what will happen.â Profiling the texter, the brake-footer, the rubbernecker, the NASCAR wannabe and âŚ
August 18, 2015
Business
The infrastructure is funded!
âItâs April 1, and this entire post may or may not be a filthy lie, but we all know who the fools are.â
April 1, 2015
Voices
Regulators: Santa Inc.âs authority revoked over medical cards, hours violations, more
When we attempted to reach out to Mr. Claus for confirmation of this grave report, his secretary referred us to the FMCSA Register, which showed a Dec. 23 listing for new operating authority granted to Claus LLC.
December 24, 2014
Business
On the trail of the elusive budget
Wendy Parker runs it down: âMost members of Congress were unable to respond, as they were too busy practicing reading âGreen Eggs and Hamâ for their dramatic and uninspired filibusters.â
October 6, 2013
Business
Wash hands, prevent crashes
I have it on good authority the FMCSA will be unveiling their âWe are the Borgâ campaign sometime next year. It will require drivers to look directly into an inward-facing dashcam every 30 seconds and moo.
July 22, 2013
Channel 19
FMCSA calling off so-called âred-shirt mandateâ
FMCSA is conducting an internal review of all enforcement activities after the Truck-Regulation Public-Comment-Believability Index (TRPCBI) measure associated with the red-shirt NPRM flew into âway too positiveâ territory.
April 1, 2013
Voices
Breaking: Regulators apologize for delaying Santa
Regulators have determined the Claus operation is an imminent hazard to the motoring public and have ordered Santa to cease operation effective immediately.
December 24, 2012
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